Tourist Information Hospital -- US 2 nr Dakota Square Mall, Minot ND
N 48° 12.580 W 101° 18.899
14U E 328018 N 5342195
When you (or your family members) are suffering from an overload of Tourist Info, this place on the west side of Minot ND can help.
Waymark Code: WMJZAE
Location: North Dakota, United States
Date Posted: 01/21/2014
Views: 4
The Tourist Information Hospital offers inpatient and outpatient help for both tourists and their families who are suffering from vacation information/brochure overload, as well as associated conditions.
Services offered:
*Tourist Information Brochure Duplication Examination & Removal
*Small Child Extraction from Information-Obstructed Pasageways
*Diagnosis and Treatment of Obsessive-Compulsive Information Collection Disorder
*Physical Therapy for Hand Disorders caused by Overindulgence in Travel and Travel Info (to include unfreezing hands stuck to GPS devices, binoculars, maps and etc)
*Foot Care to Relieve Symptoms of Too Many Hikes to Too Many Obscure Local Sites Seen in Brochures
*Distraction and Redirection Therapy to Interrupt Obsessive Route-Planning Disorder/Lack of Empathy for Exhaustion from Boring Insignificant Site Disorder
*Route/Space Planning and Trip Advice -- given free of charge to every patient upon discharge. (There is a small fee to house family members who no longer fit into cars stuffed with brochures, or who refuse to travel one more inch with the former patient).
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